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Should I continue this book based in 1983?

admin — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:39:21 +0000

The clock read 11:50am. It was almost lunch time, and my fingers tapped anxiously, waiting to go hit it up with my friends at our friend Mikey’s house. I started chewing the eraser off the end of my No. 2 pencil. The teacher just droned on and on about her life, and I mouthed to my bro, Andrew, to just shoot me in the head. He smiled toothily at me and I silently groaned. I put my hands together and pushed them outwards in a stretch. Finally the stupid teacher shut her damned trap, and the bells rang for us to go. Most people bolted out, but I waited for Andrew to slowly catch up. It’s not that the kid’s fat, it’s just he is slow as hell. In walking anyway if you know what I mean. “Benjamin, do you got the Coke?” Andrew asked me. “Dude I told you to call me Demon Fucker. Of course I got the shit.” I told him. As we were walking, our group of people turned to be six, and we headed outside and down to Mikey’s house, just around the corner. His parents didn’t care if we cut class, so we went there to hit up heroin and smoke the coke. Jason Owsley, Mikey’s lanky cousin, pushed me from behind in a playful manner. “Dude. Don’t touch the Demon Fucker man.” Mikey warned him. I clenched my fist, about to knock the dude out, but when I swung, Andrew caught my fist in his hand. I lit up a cigarette and inhaled deeply the smoke it gave off. The sky was cloudy black, and we all knew a rainstorm would come along soon. I knew my brother wouldn’t shoot up like the rest of us, cause he is afraid of sticking a needle in his arm, so I made sure Mikey did not have enough heroin for him. My brother is 5’11, black messy hair, like Slash’s from Guns ‘N Roses, dark brown eyes, and always wears black sunglasses. He wore a Mötley Crüe shirt, regular blue jeans, and some black converse, that he recently set ablaze. My clothes were just weird. I had a Metallica t-shirt on, leather red pants, a black leather jacket, and some running shoes. My hair was up in a green and blue Mohawk, and my eyes are a deep grey color. I’m only a ninth grader. Give me a damn break. I wouldn’t be the leader of this group, if: I wasn’t so muscular. I didn’t have 20 tattoos, and if I didn’t kick people’s asses. We finally reached Mikey’s house, and walked into the room, said hi to his mom, and went up stairs to his room. “Get the shit.” I commanded Mikey. “Get all of the coke you got, and heroin, and whatever else you have. Got any freebase?” I said. He went over and knocked all the drugs onto the floor, spilled out the contents of his drawers, and emptied out a pillow case full of drugs. And we intended to do it all. I poured out the Coke I bought onto a plate, and we all went crazy. I think Dylan, one of our regular junkies, passed out, but I was too high to care. Or notice…for that matter. One of them had left, another didn’t even do it, Andrew was trying to climb the wall after an “invisible bug” as he called it. “Dude I’m hungry.” Mikey complained. “Get your mom to bring us some food or something.” I told him. He went out, fell down the stairs, and asked his mom for food. She went out to get food, and Mikey trudged back up the stairs. The guys and I were all passed out on the ground, and he went and kicked me right in the side as hard as he could manage while he was high. I woke up, looked at him, and he said, “My mum issss ghettin Mac-Dunuls.” He said oddly. I got up and woke up my group. “Yo. Mikey’s mom is bringing food.” I said to them. “FOOD!” They all yelled and raced down the stairs. I went and sat on Mikey’s bed and took off the band from the heroin. I ran my hand down my arm, and my eyes slowly moved up to see who was standing in front of me. My eyes seemed to deceive me, as I thought it was a guy with a monkey’s head, until he spoke. “Duuuuude. Bro. Foods ith hurr.” My brother Andrew said to me.

Wow. THAT WAS GREAT. And I want more. Very original and real…yeah, kids smoke. I love it!
E-mail more to me please as so I could refer you to aa agent of mine.
ryankoenighain@gmail.com

Lumber Liquidators Virtual Trade Show

admin — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 10:04:43 +0000

Lumber Liquidators: Hardwood Flooring for Less! Purchase beautiful wood flooring products at extraordinary savings! Our Everyday prices on beautiful hardwood floors start from 89 cents.

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Westwood Village

admin — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:47:15 +0000

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For more information, contact:
Steph Bradshaw
253-222-6610
Keller Williams Realty Kent

Beautiful two-level condo with sun-drenched rooms, vaulted ceilings, new Mohawk flooring thruout the downstairs, new Karistan carpet thruout the 2nd level, updated bath on the main and a private, fully fenced back yard deck area for pets and/or BBQ’s. A covered carport with one designated space for you and plenty of extra parking for your guests. Sold ‘As-Is’ with no warranties or representations of any kind. Subject to Bank Approval/Short Sale

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Live Oak Paint Center

admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:47:47 +0000

Live Oak Paint Center
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How To Shower……….?

admin — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:02:04 +0000

How to shower like a woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
according to whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to
do more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
natural
avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until
red
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray
mould spots with Flash.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If
you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

How to shower like a man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way – shake
knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and
scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and
let the water rinse it off.
Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash
your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror
again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

LOL!!! so true.

Westwood Village

admin — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:17:48 +0000

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Steph Bradshaw
253-222-6610
REMAX Masters

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Condo For Rent In The Madison At Town Center

admin — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:11:17 +0000

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SCV Leasing Inc
(661) 294-8500
SCV Leasing Inc

Santa Clarita Rental located in the Madison Complex just off McBean and Town Center Drive. This condo is the LARGEST 1 bedroom floor plan in the community! It is located on the 4th floor and it features 9 foot ceilings. The gourmet kitchen has granite counter tops, GE Stainless Steel appliances, slate flooring, plush Mohawk carpet. Also, ceiling fans throughout. Spacious walk-in closet. Private balcony. All Appliances Included! Renting this condo you will have tons of amenities, including free access to the State-Of-The-Art Fitness Center, Resort-Style Pool and Spa, Internet Cafe Bar and the Courtyards with Gas Grills. Within walking distance to the Town Center Mall. 12 month Lease.

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Ceramic Tile

admin — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:57:18 +0000

http://www.AsktheDecorator.com host Meghan Carter visits Walker Zanger in West Hollywood, California to discover the basics about how to use ceramic tile in your home. From the newest ceramic tile styles to the different types of ceramic tiles, you’ll know what you need to start decorating with ceramic tile.

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How to Shower Like a Man?

admin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:00:09 +0000

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

Hahah, that's really funny. And probably true. I wouldn't know.

Mirage maple floors vs Mohawk vs Moosehead. Anyone know?

admin — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:06:42 +0000

We are looking at having some maple floors installed, and the two places we are considering don't sell the same brands of wood. The first company (which we'd used in the last house and we know did good work) sells Mirage but its $6.99/sq ft. The other place sells Mohawk at $6.09.
So there is the risk of a new company (though recommended by someone), and not sure how much better the Mirage wood is. The new guy admitted its better, but didn't think it was worth the price difference (not knowing what price the first guy said).
To compete with place #2's price, place #1 offered 'Moosewood' for 5.75

Anyone really understand the difference?
We know the Mirage held up for 10 years and still looked great. But we have a lot of work to do on the house and dont want to waste money for something too highend.

Thanks

As a Mohawk retailer for almost 20 years I ve had great success with Mohawk and all their lines. But if you ve have had luck and know the Mirage is a good line go for it. The only one I haven t heard of is the Moosehead. This could be a private line for some one but I don t know.
The aluminum oxide finish on the Mohawk is very durable..
So I think it boils down to a draw for the Mirage and Mohawk.
Tell both places its down to price and see what they ll do.. GL