How to Shower Like a Man?

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake...


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

Hahah, that's really funny. And probably true. I wouldn't know. 😉

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6 Responses to “How to Shower Like a Man?”

  1. rioku_chan says:

    the duck made this one poser
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  2. lillika says:

    hahaha so like a man
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  3. dreamergirl89 says:

    lol.
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  4. I DONT KNOW says:

    lol
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  5. laugh says:

    Hahah, that's really funny. And probably true. I wouldn't know. 😉
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  6. Love is Blind(or stupid) says:

    This one had me cracking up because most of it is So True.

    Can't you guys at least pick up the floor so we don't trip? Is that too much to ask for? 🙂
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